What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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