- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Womens rights.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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