Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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