- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

pineapples

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Turn around.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

... i forgot the joke :p

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