- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

rebecca is a hard worker

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

A: Knock Knock B: ...

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