Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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