- Anti Joke

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.