What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

we all know sammi has a penis

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

hey guys what's up?

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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