I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's up brah brah

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

How many cows say moo? All of them

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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