- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

shea kisses a girl

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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