Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Tim and Eric

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Ju... Just why?

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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s e m e n

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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