- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

One time I masturbated by myself

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock Come in!!!

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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