Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

U ALL LIAK DIK

What is long and black The unemployment line

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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