Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Cleveland winning something

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Your mom is fat

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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