Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

The WNBA.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Tell you something funny.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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