A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Darude- Sandstorm

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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