Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Womens Rights.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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