- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What just hit my face? The floor

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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