How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Well educated black man.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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