- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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