- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

YEAH THEY DO.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Women's rights.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

spell backwards: taco cat

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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