A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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this is not a joke

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Anti Joke

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