- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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