What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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You

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Wade's the father

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Muslim athletes.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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