why do you care?

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Women Driving.

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woman's rights

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