Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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knock knock who's there no one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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