I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

This is not an anti joke.

hey guys what's up?

The Holocaust.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Welcome to die!

Yo mamas so fat

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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