Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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