What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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