Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Punch line.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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your father died

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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