- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

A seal walks into a club.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

your mother hates you

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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