a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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hey guys what's up?

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Get in the car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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