Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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