- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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