what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Iggy Azalea

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Colby is gay.... thats it

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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