Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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