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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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