What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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The 13th Amendment...

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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