What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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women's rights.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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