- Anti Joke

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark