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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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