- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Knock knock. Come in.

Cancer.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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