- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What is cold? Winter

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Penal Dysfunction

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

you just contradicted yourself.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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