How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Your Mom.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Anti Joke

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