- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Some people like melon and others like soup.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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