- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Women's rights.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

An atheist walks into a church

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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