John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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