elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Stephen Walking.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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