- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

An asian without a future.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Your Mom.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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