i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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I can't see my forehead

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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