How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Women's rights.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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