What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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One time I masturbated by myself

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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