- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Stephen Walking.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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