why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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