- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

K.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Cleveland winning something

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Some people like melon and others like soup.

I have Alzheimer. What?

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