What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

im a dragon, no im not

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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