- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

rose are red violets should be purple

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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