- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

why?

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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