- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Men's Sports

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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