What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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luke moore cant pull it back

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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