- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

pickle juice?

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

melon

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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