Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Knock knock. Death.

hey bill!

A walrus walks into a bar

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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