Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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