If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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