- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't see my forehead

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

terry stockton is straight

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

YOU

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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