Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Woman rights.

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i cant think of one.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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