whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

your mom is so blind she cant read.

where are you?

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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