Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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toast points

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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obama leadership

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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