What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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nba live 13

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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kevin kim

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This sentence is false.

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Yes.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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