- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

we all know sammi has a penis

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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