where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Women.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Dylan is a person

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Nicolas Cage

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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