If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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dead battery come on down

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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women's rights.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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