yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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