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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Woman's rights.

YEAH THEY DO.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

A walrus walks into a bar

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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