a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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hi

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Butt Sex.

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Men, get on the boat.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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