- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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