Your mother is a very respectable woman.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

justin bieber

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Anti Joke

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