Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Woman rights.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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25

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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