- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

69

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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