Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Your Mom.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

justin bieber

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Wombat monkey juice.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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