Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Your all fags

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Are you a human?

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Anti Joke

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