- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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