- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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