What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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