what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

If life throws you melons... ouch

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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