what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Bake until golden at 375

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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