What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Deadly cancer.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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eloise dey.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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