one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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