Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Wy did the chicken?

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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so dont touch it.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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