What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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