Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What comes after 23? 24.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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