- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Penal Dysfunction

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

knock knock. come in.

She said no

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Seth stock has a large penis

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Keep up the fun Nero!

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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