What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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