Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Nock Nock It's open.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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