- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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