- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Tim and Eric

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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